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manhattanmidnights: ipaintyouwings: causethechicksdigit: tard...

Thu, 23 May 2013 08:52:30 -0400

ipaintyouwings:

causethechicksdigit:

tardismyoldgirl:

diaryofajohnlockian:

iwanttoseethestarsdoctor:

chaise-the-red-nosed-chair:

merriemelodie:

This animation is absolutely glorious. Just take a moment to appreciate that this was all done by somebody’s hand; that they slaved over this, and this was the result of a human, not a computer. It’s completely perfect.

are we not gonna talk about the fact that the reflection is Ariel and Prince Eric?

Holy shit

wait… but Sleeping Beauty came out in 1959, and The Little Mermaid came out in 1989…. that’s a 30 year foreshadow….

Disney you clever bastards.

oh my gosh

personally i feel like romeo and juliet could have handled the situation better

Thu, 23 May 2013 08:51:39 -0400

personally i feel like romeo and juliet could have handled the situation better

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Thu, 23 May 2013 08:50:28 -0400

chemicaldarkshine: hardestcopy: bijou1986: A Mom went to have...

Thu, 23 May 2013 08:48:22 -0400

chemicaldarkshine:

hardestcopy:

bijou1986:

A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.

About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”

He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:

Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.

A couple days later he got a response from his mother:

Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom

BEST MOM

I’m crYING

slightlysalty: Did you know that high school students today have about the same anxiety levels as...

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:43:29 -0400

slightlysalty:

Did you know that high school students today have about the same anxiety levels as insane asylum mental patients during the 1950’s?

hammpix: For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I...

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:19:53 -0400

hammpix:

For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 00:18:01 -0400

troybakers: hey u kids wanna buy some drugs

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:15:48 -0400

troybakers:

hey u kids wanna buy some drugs

cofeecigarettes: cj-twig: i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna...

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:12:03 -0400

cofeecigarettes:

cj-twig:

i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem

basically you want to be a father

this is the most accurate thing i ever read

vvolare: “The HemLoft”; a secret treehouse built by Joel Allen...

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:57:40 -0400

vvolare:

“The HemLoft”; a secret treehouse built by Joel Allen in Whistler, Canada

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Mon, 20 May 2013 16:49:28 -0400

"If money was the only thing that motivated me I would have been in jail a long time ago. There’s..."

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:48:04 -0400

“If money was the only thing that motivated me I would have been in jail a long time ago. There’s more to life. There’s more to me.”

- Will Feagins Jr. (via artistsuffer)

travelingcolors: Milford Sound | New Zealand (by yosch)

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:02:15 -0400

travelingcolors:

Milford Sound | New Zealand (by yosch)

setbabiesonfire: morefunthanbeingsad: physicsphysics: An...

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:42:48 -0400

setbabiesonfire:

morefunthanbeingsad:

physicsphysics:

An interesting model of our solar system’s path as it travels through space in the Milky Way.

Certainly a departure from usual models that show the Sun as a static object, which it certainly isn’t

I had no idea this was happening. Where are we going?

Around, and around, and around, and around is where we’re going.

Spaceship Earth, and we’re just some fleshy organisms on a rock in space.

foodnun: thefrogman: Get a giant telephoto lens. Start zoomed...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:36:42 -0400

foodnun:

thefrogman:

Get a giant telephoto lens. Start zoomed all the way out. Step back a few feet and zoom in so the object is the same size. Repeat.Or it’s witchcraft and we need to set this photographer on fire.

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Sat, 18 May 2013 23:35:17 -0400

skeletongarden: jewist: Aerogel, also know as frozen smoke, is...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:33:52 -0400

skeletongarden:

jewist:

Aerogel, also know as frozen smoke, is the world’s lowest density solid, clocking in at 96% air. If you hold a small piece in your hand, it’s practically impossible to either see or feel, but if you poke it, it’s like styrofoam. It supports up to 4,000 times its own weight and can withstand a direct blast from two pounds of dynamite. It’s also the best insulator in existence.

what the fuck

wiki-minaj: amanda bynes vagina found dead in apartment. drake prime suspect

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:02:06 -0400

wiki-minaj:

amanda bynes vagina found dead in apartment. drake prime suspect

thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy: cunt-punch39: Til death do...

Thu, 16 May 2013 23:03:30 -0400

thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:

cunt-punch39:

Til death do us part

This might be the coolest thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

Okay, guys, I know I said I was going to bed but can I just point out one little thing here?

Do you notice how it’s blurry at the beginning and suddenly sharpens at the end?

When it’s blurry, it’s because when you’re in love, you supposedly don’t see anything other than the person you love.

And when it sharpens, it’s because the world has come back into focus now that their loved one is gone.

SYMBOLISM.

meaning1ess: inhhale-exhhale: One year. 525,600...

Thu, 16 May 2013 23:02:25 -0400

meaning1ess:

inhhale-exhhale:

One year.

525,600 minutes

525,000 moments so dear

Amazing.

woah

Probably the most amazing gif I have ever seen.

This is beyond perfect..

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